Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen
This is the tumblelog of Lindsay Katai, avid supporter of your local soft rock station.
"Through deepest woods I searched to find a well
Where maidens oft change silver for a wish.
My eye did look on you as my coin fell,
Though truth be told I did not look for this.
To gaze in awe held tightly in thine stare,
In hottest night when heat must then breed heat
To catch a glimpse of angel skin laid bare
On mortal form of one I’ve yet to meet.
Though madness it may be to term you “baby,”
I give to you my number - call me, maybe?"
Helena, All’s Well That Ends Well (via shesnoshakespeare)
“By now most members of the Comic-Con and cosplay community are likely aware that early Sunday morning a female cosplayer was found unconscious at the 333 West Harbor Drive Marriott Marquis and Marina hotel. It was the girl’s first visit to Con, and her seventeenth birthday. We spoke to a Harbor Police Sergeant who asks that anyone with information reach out by e-mailing email@example.com.”
This is just awful. I actually remember seeing this girl in front of the convention because I thought her Roger Rabbit costume was adorable and clever.
The recent release of “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" reminded me of one of my favorite ape vs. man films – this 1932 video that shows a baby chimpanzee and a baby human undergoing the same basic psychological tests.
Its gets weirder – the human baby (Donald) and the chimpanzee baby (Gua) were both raised as humans by their biological/adopted father Winthrop Niles Kellogg. Kellogg was a comparative psychologist fascinated by the interplay between nature and nurture, and he devised a fascinating (and questionably ethical) experiment to study it:
Suppose an anthropoid were taken into a typical human family at the day of birth and reared as a child. Suppose he were fed upon a bottle, clothed, washed, bathed, fondled, and given a characteristically human environment; that he were spoken to like the human infant from the moment of parturition; that he had an adopted human mother and an adopted human father.
First, Kellogg had to convince his pregnant wife he wasn’t crazy:
…the enthusiasm of one of us met with so much resistance from the other that it appeared likely we could never come to an agreement upon whether or not we should even attempt such an undertaking.
She apparently gave in, because Donald and Gua were raised, for nine months, as brother and sister. Much like Caesar in the “Planet of the Apes” movies, Gua developed faster than her “brother,” and often outperformed him in tasks. But she soon hit a cognitive wall, and the experiment came to an end. (Probably for the best, as Donald had begun to speak chimpanzee.)
My entire bucket list now consists of getting to tickle a baby chimp.
I love this series.
So if you can, be less female. Or not at all. Talk to your doctor about being female to find out if being female is right for you.