Remember how in the ’90s teenagers would vary their capitalization for no apparent reason? thEYd beAll LIKe thIS liKe WaaaZZZuuuPPP?
That’s what this hashtag bullshit is. I’ve been seeing it pop up on Tumblr more and more frequently. You can’t hashtag whole sentences, kids. It’s just uncalled for. It brings attention to jack shit. It’s like taking a highlighter to a whole page of text. What the fuck, young people? Just use a period. Use a comma. Why do you hate periods and commas so much? Periods and commas are your friends. Hashtags aren’t your friends. Hashtags are the juvenile delinquents of the keyboard. Hashtags are trying to get you suspended with them because they have an unhappy home life. Hashtags hate their parents and they’re taking it out on your sentences.